and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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