Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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