So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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