if you like me you must not know who I am
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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