Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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