I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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