Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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