Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
