well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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