Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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