Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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