I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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