So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Oh god it's open bar.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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