Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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