that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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