there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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