Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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