Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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