yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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