Plan B is the new Plan A
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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