ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Sober January is a disaster.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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