are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
When are your genitals available?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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