I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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