Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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