You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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