I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Nicole vs. Life
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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