Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You can make out without kissing
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