I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize