brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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