that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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