The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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