he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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