Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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