you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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