Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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