question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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