Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
