I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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