the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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