Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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