i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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