im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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