In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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