so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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