He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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