This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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