You work out of a Hotel?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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