I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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