I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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