She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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