me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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