So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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