I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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