I bet he comes in French.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
