Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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