okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I got inside last night via doggy door
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
